Volcanoes erupting everywhere in the world
Did some checking around and found this information. Why, was I checking on Volcanoes? Well I just happen to live on one. I heard in the past that the town folk use to sacrifice a virgin to the volcano God(s). To save the town folks, and appease the God(s).
I thought I would volunteer. Hey, quit laughing. I could be a virgin. So, I did some checking to see if I qualified. And yep, I don’t. It appears you have to be a female to be sacrificed. Isn’t that discrimination? What is this world coming too? Well, it appears the Gods don’t like smelly old men. They do take little boys some times. But that was still no help. Sorry ladies I tried. I could have been a contender! Why do they have to be a virgin? Maybe it’s because they both start with V. Maybe that’s Cause and Effect.
Volcanoes and Virgins
Virgins have been thrown into volcanoes to appease god(s). The mummified remains of numerous murdered Incan children, many of them female, have been found on the upper slopes of volcanoes in the Andes. For example, a girl was discovered on Mount Ampato in Peru in 1995 and two girls and a boy on Llullaillaco in Argentina in 1999. The victims, aged six to adulthood, were well dressed and nourished, suggesting they’d been fattened for the slaughter. I don’t know if on examination any of the children were found to be virgins, but I will politely assume they were.
Not really sure how they could tell anyway. And if these volcanoes keep erupting everywhere in the world, we are going to run out of virgins real quick.
Volcanoes are upset about something
On February 13, 2013 in the SOLOMON ISLANDS. The National Disaster Management Office in the Solomon Islands says volcanic activity has increased on an island in Temotu province since the magnitude 8.0 earthquake several days ago. Sipuru Rove says the uninhabited island of Tinakula, which is about 50 kilometers north of Lata, has been making loud and strange sounds.
“The volcanic activity on one of the islands that is off Lata is alarming at the moment. And this will really require scientific special people to assist us in assessing this volcanic activity which is beginning to be abnormal.”
Do you think they might be looking for a scientific special virgin?
On February 1, 2013 in KAMCHATKA that’s in Russia. Volcanic eruptions are hardly a rarity. It seems that a new one goes off every few weeks or so somewhere in the world. But a string of four volcanoes erupting in close proximity to one another is virtually unheard of. That, though, is what has taken place in recent weeks on the Kamchatka Peninsula in Russia’s Far East. Four different cones and mountains, all within 180 kilometers (110 miles) of each other, have been active simultaneously since late November. Given that volcano experts don’t believe that the four volcanoes are being fed from the same magma source, the parallel eruptions would seem to be the geological equivalent of winning the lottery.
What, the Russian hold a lottery to pick their virgin. All four of the volcanoes now erupting have shown significant activity in recent years. Wait, they have four that are erupting in the same area. Does that mean four lottery winners? Quick pick or play your favorite numbers? I think I’ll go with a Quick pick, I never win with those.
Volcanoes in the news
Out of an estimated 1,500 active volcanoes around the world, 50 or so erupt every year, spewing steam, ash, toxic gases, and lava. In 2012, active volcanoes included Guatemala’s Volcan de Fuego, New Zealand’s Tongariro, Russia’s Plosky Tolbachik, Chile’s Puyehue, Italy’s Etna, and a new island appearing in the Red Sea. In Hawaii, Kilauea continues to send lava flowing toward the sea, and locals living near Mexico’s Popocatepetl continued to deal with ash fall.
Elsewhere, a swarm of tiny earthquakes began on Christmas eve beneath the north shore of Yellowstone Lake and now appears to be in decline. That was a close one some Wyoming Virgin just got lucky. An intense swarm of earthquakes (with numerous M3-M4 events) struck this location on this date four years ago.
Yellowstone is a super Volcano. In case you didn’t know it, Super mean really big.
Scientists have confirmed that two continent-sized chemical blobs of partially melted rock are converging in the Pacific, and look set to create a massive new volcano, which could prove cataclysmic to life on Earth.
Looks like the count just went up to 1,501 active volcanoes. This one is a super Volcano also. I was confused for a bit because they used the word massive. This one doesn’t have a name yet and is on the Pacific ocean floor. How about we name it super duper Volcano? If this volcano decides to blow it’s going to create a really big tsunami. We better get a virgin down there right a way!
Looking for some deep sea diving virgins send resume to Volcanoes/Virgins R us.
The list below are just the ones that erupted between the dates shown. Yikes!
6 February-12 February 2013
New Activity/Unrest: | Aoba, Vanuatu (SW Pacific) | Cleveland, Chuginadak Island | Etna, Sicily (Italy) | Rabaul, New Britain | Rasshua, Kuril Islands (Russia) | Reventador, Ecuador | Soufrière Hills, Montserrat | Stromboli, Aeolian Islands (Italy) | White Island, New Zealand
Ongoing Activity: | Bagana, Bougainville | Batu Tara, Komba Island (Indonesia) | Bezymianny, Central Kamchatka (Russia) | Chirpoi, Kuril Islands (Russia) | Karymsky, Eastern Kamchatka (Russia) | Kilauea, Hawaii (USA) | Kizimen, Eastern Kamchatka (Russia) | Manam, Northeast of New Guinea (SW Pacific) | Paluweh, Lesser Sunda Islands (Indonesia) | Sakura-jima, Kyushu | Santa María, Guatemala | Shiveluch, Central Kamchatka (Russia) | Tolbachik, Central Kamchatka (Russia)
Here’s a graft of all the Volcanoes that are upset around the world. Man, we are going to need a lot more Virgins and fast!
Europe and Atlantic Ocean:
Africa and Indian Ocean:
Aleutians, Alaska and North America:
Central America and Carribean:
Ring of Fire (Kurile Islands to Philippines):
See what I mean. We are going to run out of virgins if this keeps up. Then what are we going to do? Hey, don’t come crying to me. I volunteered remember!
I haven’t counted but I think that’s more than the 50 average. Plus, new ones are popping up everywhere. The Gods must really be mad about something. Anybody got any Ideas out there? What are we going to do? I like the Russian Idea. Let’s have a lottery! I’ll take a quick pick, how about you?
Are you a Virgin? Do you know where we can find one? Let’s hope not!
Hope you enjoy this moment.