SOULS FOR SALE

Souls for Sale wrote the Book on Religions

Spiritual Religions
In the name of Religions we suffer from the lack of Knowledge

See listing on Souls for Sale Channel # 666 on your TV dial.

Are you tired and wore out… Thinking of selling your soul? Then you have come to the right place. Souls for Sale can sell your soul to a supreme being of your choice through Soul Sellers Inc. One of our holy owned subsidiaries. Many supreme beings to choose from.

Sign up today at Souls for Sale and get a free Snickers chunky so you can sleep through the year and not pay for all the Christmass crap our future demons just had to have to make them happy! To find out more about selling your soul and getting that nice Snickers chunky read on…

Souls for Sale

Hey it's not like we haven't told you
Hey it’s not like we haven’t told you

Running out of cash to fuel your lavish lifestyle? Then this is the package for you! Souls for Sale can get you the cash you need today! You can pick up your cash as soon as you sign on the dotted line and we put those digital numbers into that digital bank account.

Note: Read carefully before signing any contract as full disclosure will not be given. However, with your second grade reading level it might be difficult to read a legal document, sow just take my word for it that everything is legal, or contact your attorney and take their word.

All sales are final.

What the sperm banks not paying what they once did? No spare organs left to donate to gay homeless people? Not yet desperate enough to get a job? Of course to get that job you have to sell your soul to our dead entity called The Souls for Sale Corporation. As an added bonus you must pay taxes on the capital gains your labor has provided, just sign and mail IRS form # 999 with your signed check and we won’t extort your family, throw them out on the street, and take everything you think you own.

Truth is, the soul reaping industry has traditionally placed a high value on customer service and satisfaction along with attention to detail. However these days that isn’t the case. Young humans were once put through years of training before being allowed to dedicate decades of their UnLife to the corruption of a single man.

Don't look down on me. I need the money
How do you like my new hat?

Now a days, the young Humans/Demons are working to pay off their Demon loans for their higher eight grade Education. That’s OK we have a solution for those Demon loans… Sell your Soul to Souls for Sale Inc., and we will pay off those student loans for you. After all we gave them to you and it didn’t cost us a thing.

At Souls for Sale our customers should expect to receive a lifetime of small incentives to commit evil deeds, or go along with the status quo to compensate for the loss of their soul, while the deity in charge of them could expect to receive the highest quality of Demon souls for his/her efforts.

In GOD We Trust. Yep, That's Me
I am here to Help. Why is it my fault?

After all Capitalism makes the world go round…. Right?

Souls for Sale in the Future

However, with the development of advanced technologically soul harvesting equipment and continuous war has changed the face of the industry. B-1 Bombers and Weapons of Mass Destruction has triggered a movement towards mass production and lower quality. While this has led to higher yields and wider availability of souls from innocent working class backgrounds, old people complained that this large-scale approach is taking the soul out of the industry, resulting in the loss of a focal point for demonic community Unlife.

This is probably because those old people have nothing better to do. Fuck those old people they had their fun!

Sorry, I used this Picture again It just cracks me up. Whom ever did this, my hat is off to you. Have a place in my Heart.
Yep, and that’s just what we did….

In the past, it has been known that people who have sold their soul to Souls for Sale have regretted their act of charity and decided that the temporary benefit earned is probably not worth an eternity of unimaginable regret. Don’t feel bad, we have all at some point sold our soul to get what we thought we needed at the time. Don’t worry be happy is Souls for Sales motto!

At Souls for Sale we want to do the right thing sow we have an escape clause built in to the contract. Just read that really small almost microscopic text. Oh that’s right you can’t read. Don’t worry trust me!

The question is? Do you what your soul back? I mean really… what has it done for you! How has your soul served you thus far? Have you done anything of value with your soul?

Zombies Texting
Zombies in the Real World. What a life. Talk about life in a box.

At Souls for Sale it may cost you more than what you sold it for. There’s interest to pay. However you will own your soul again. Just sell your children’s soul to us at birth. It’s really every simple. We take care of all the paper work for you.

With Souls for Sale it is not impossible for the customer in this situation to buy back their souls, although it is very difficult since the only thing most humans possess of any value to a supreme evil deity is their soul. The human therefore needs to get back their soul first, which they can only do by selling their children’s soul. Which they no longer have.

Product Baby Legal Fiction
They presume they own me. OOOOPs they do

What a paradox? At Souls for Sale we have thought of everything sow you don’t have too! Think that is…

A more popular and politically correct way of retrieving one’s soul is by the sacrifice of the numerous….. not-all-that-bad-really, the Earth is over populated anyway. The evil entity once demanded innocents, (you know, virgins and babies), but found this to be a rather unrealistic expectation among humans. They found the word sacrifice to be rather distasteful after that Dam-ASS-Kiss Christ.

My Brother in Heart
Sorry !!!!!!!

Sow Souls for Sale reinvented the wheel and made it a cube. Thus offering the new and improved version, or the most popular way to achieve this sacrifice, (without being considered a twisted homicidal freak thus imprisoned or killed), appears to be to start a war with an innocent third world country. Only then are you considered a righteous fighter for peace and freedom saving the world through war twisted homicidal maniac and re-elected.

Be sure to Vote!

The only known example of the first method being worked successfully (selling your soul for profit) was carried out by a Lord Voldemort, who is believed to have sold his soul to the devil on numerous occasions and then bought it back with a smaller part of the same soul. However, he will soon be hunted down and nailed to a tree by his feet, before being disembowel and having his limbs removed one by one with a wooden spoon. This will be excruciating. Which just goes to show that not paying your bills and messing with the devil does Always End In Tears.

Crying Eyes
The Thought of Humanity at present makes ME cry.

Hence Souls for Sale offers a payment plan to meet any budget. No money, no problem. No credit, no problem. No life, no problem. No woman, no problem. Souls for Sale will buy your soul and take care of all your problems. No Soul, we have a problem.

In fact, the easiest way of retrieving your soul, unbeknownst to many despite the popular high class drama in which this is well documented, is the sale of one hundred and one dalmatian puppies. Another way is being kissed by a prince. Oh wait he’s dead, Nevermind!

Ironically, anyone who is successful in buying back their soul from Souls for Sale is almost certain to go to hell for depriving said devil of his tremendous joy. You don’t want to do that do you?…… So basically, you’re damned whether you do or you don’t. Did we mention the paradox?

Mineral Mud Bath
Would that be Mud Bath or Blood Bath?
I guess, both would work. The question remains, Which do you prefer?

Sow why not sell your soul through Souls for Sale and make your brief time on earth that much better for you and your family. You only get one go around. Might as well make the best of it and get what you got coming. After all you deserve everything you get!!!!!!!!

Remember: Tiredness Kills, sow take a break, have a Snickers chunky on us! Enjoy life!

Turtle Wisdom knows the Truth
Get off my back, to many Snicker chunkies

While we are at it shall we auction the Earth off to the highest bidder at the same time? Seems she is old and tired. She just doesn’t have enough gold, oil, or diamonds for everyone. Plus all those bugs, plants, and animals that need care. Not to mention the billions of people. Her waters bad. The oceans are polluted, the land has been clear cut, and the air is barely breathable. However the seller is motivated and willing to throw in the moon as an added bonus. Bidding starts with your Soul. Contact NASA for an application. Sign on the dotted line and we will send your Soul card in the mail. Call the toll free line to activate your card and we will send someone right out to collect your soul. No fuss, no muss.

Earth

Hey wait a minute the earth has already been sold to the highest bidder. Check availability.

Souls for Sale where you can have life as a dead person/citizen. Just check our graveyards for reviews from all our happy customers. Souls for Sale will even throw in a tombstone with your name engraved in all CAPITAL letters just like your Driver License/I.D. and Birth Certificate, sow the passers by can admire the view and know you Sold your soul. Plus, it just looks really cool. But you must act today!!! Offer is Limited because space is limited.

Tombstone
Souls for Sale What are you going to do with your soul when this happens?

It’s OK everyone is doing it. You want to be just like everyone else don’t you? Don’t rock the boat. In fact we already own you so what have you got to lose?

What your Soul……? What do you care you aint using it… Call Today and we will throw in an extended care in a convalescent hospital absolutely free!

Sow call Today!!!!!!

The power in Spirit.
Flying on the Wings of Consciousness with Creation under my Wings

Knowledge is Power
Experience is Wisdom

Your Power is Yours

Souls for Sale, Are you selling or buying

Thunderbird

Winky, My alter Ego
Hey, look at ME! I am all soul baby. Can I sell my soul for a body?

Souls for Sale, Selling Prophets for Profits

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Windfall

Windfall, Yea Right!

Money Windfall
Our energy being flushed in a Windfall

Now a days most of us would love to have this happen. A Five Million Dollar Windfall falling out of the sky right into your lap. Sounds wonderful doesn’t it? Just like winning the Lottery. There’s that old saying! If it sounds to good to be true, it probably is. Not true that is. I don’t know how many of these emails I have deleted. But they just keep coming. There’s another saying that comes to mind as well. There’s a sucker born every minute. These emails are fun to read. If it’s not this one it’s the one from soldiers in Afghanistan that are looking for someone to give the money they found in banks where the whole family has been killed. Most likely by them. All they need is somebody that maybe a long distant relative so the Windfall money can be released by the bank. Or not even a relative because they will give you all the documentation to assume some false identity for the bank. Little do they know. We already have a false identity with the legal name and birth certificate. Hey, fraud is fraud.

Or the one about some young girl looking to come to this country that needs an honest person to help her move her large Windfall sum of money over from some war-torn country so she can get an American education. She would be happy to invest in your business. She will even send you pictures of her in case your interested in a young wife. I often wonder, If she has all this money why can’t she buy a plane ticket and come here on her own. Oh, that’s right she needs us to pay for something which she will give us a check for and pay us back. Good luck on the check clearing the bank. Funny how they never send you cash. Because sending cash through the mail is illegal. And they are good honest people. LOL, Just another Windfall Scam.

It appears these idiots think Americans are stupid and that we always want their money when in fact,  it is they themselves that are stupid and need the money from us. They offer us a Windfall but before we can get it we always have to pay for something. Plus they want all our personal information. The only thing they don’t ask for is the S.S. number. However with the S.S. number they can open a credit card account and get a credit card on-line using the information you just gave them. Guess who the banks are going to come after for the payments.

At times I Am tempted to fill out their request for information with a bunch of curse words and bogus information then send it back to them but that would just be a waste of my time. Deleting is much faster. Here’s the latest Windfall scam I just received today so I felt I would have some fun and pick it apart just for grins and giggles.

I AM retired. Another word for jobless. So wouldn’t you know it, I have some time.  I will put my comments in purple Italics ending with an exclamation point! Just having some fun, well because I Am retired, and that’s not like a recap.

Windfall Scams
Oh boy!!!! Five Million Dollars, and it’s all mine!

                  Windfall Scam

The United Nations Headquarters, New York   Check out the link!
United Nations Compensation Unit, In Affiliation with World Bank Our Ref: U.N/WBO/042UK/2014.

First off, the United Nation and the World Bank are one in the same. Just different names, doing the same job of scamming the people. Dumb shits!

Congratulations Beneficiary, You have been chosen to be our sucker!

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family? Yea, like you really care! You may not understand why this mail came to you. You bet, I wish they would stop! We have been having a meeting for the past 7 months which just ended few days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. Hey, Bozo who is the secretary of the United Nation? You mean to tell me they had a meeting that lasted 7 months! This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS in Affiliation with  WORLD BANK have agreed to compensate them with the sum of USD$5 Million Dollars. How would they know about all the people who have been scam in the world? Oh because you are being scammed now!

This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc. Show me a Government that doesn’t have problems. And numb nuts, it’s people who. That’s gooder English! We found your name in the list of those who are to benefit from these compensation exercise and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed. My name is on a list that you received? Then why didn’t you address this email to my name? Show me the list with my name on it! A Compensation exercise WTF? Riding a bike is exercise! And that’s has not have been. You are advised to contact Aaron Smith of our paying center in Africa, as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for  your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$5 Million Dollars. Funny my name is Aaron Smith! And he’s not paying so that must mean you have to pay!

This fund is in form of a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? OK, we need security because it’s five million dollars in a Bank Draft! So he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice. No Thanks just send a big box of Silver! Ever heard of Electronic Bank Transfer? Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you. Contact Aaron Smith of MAGNUM PLC PAYMENT CENTER with your payment Code:ST/DPI/829 immediately for your Cheque at the given address below: I thought my name was on a list already! Can’t he contact me with the check? Let me guess the check is no good and I will have to pay some money for fees to get the check!

DIRECTOR IN Scam/CHARGE/: Aaron Smith
E-MAIL:magnumbank@magnumbank.sp-internet.net So far you have listed two banks but hey who’s counting
TELEPHONE+2348105744165
FAX: +234-1-8968850

I apologize on behalf of my organization for any delay you might have encountered in receiving your fund in the past. Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place. I accept your apology! I was wondering, how would I know I had five million dollars coming if it wasn’t for this email? And yes there has been a delay because I never knew. God Bless you because if it wasn’t for you I would have never known about the money that doesn’t exist that I will never receive! You may want to hear from me, but I never want to hear from you again. This is getting old!

You are required to contact the above person and furnish him with the following of your information that will be required to avoid any mistakes:- I Am required to contact Aaron Smith? Who the hell do you think you are requiring me to do anything? What if I don’t want your money? Contacting you would be a big mistake! But I Am required so here’s my information because I don’t want to go to jail for not contacting you and giving you my personal information!

1. Your Full name: Mr. Lick My Asshole!
2. Your Country: Bum Fuck Egypt!
3. Contact Address: 666 Bite my bag right on the Wrinkle Lane, Anytown U.S.A!
4. Telephone Number: (555) 555-5555
5. Fax Number: (Fax) You-Idot (329) 968- 4368
6. Marital Status: No Thanks!
7. Occupation: Scam buster, couch potato, Master-bater on the good ship Lollypop!
8. Sex: Sometimes, what did you have in mind? Should I just bend over NOW!
9. Age: To old to mention!
Congratulations, and I look forward to hear from you as soon as you confirm your payment making the world a better place. Hey, I thought I was getting the payment. What payment must I confirm? A better place for you while I Am left holding the bag, you scum bag!

Regards,

Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon
http://www.un.org/sg/
____________________________________________________________
Messages and documents transmitted with this e-mail may contain Privileged/Confidential information subject to legal privilege. If you are not the intended recipient, you may not use, copy, distribute or deliver to anyone this message (or any part of its contents) or take any action in reliance on it. If you have received this e-mail in error, please delete it. Question? How would I know if I have received this email in error Dumb shit, you sent it to me! Yep, I just posted the entire email so sue me.

Any views or opinions presented in this e-mail are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The Bank of Cyprus Public Company Ltd and/or its subsidiaries. The Group will not accept any liability in respect of such communication and the employee responsible will be personally liable for any damages or other liability arising. So the five million dollars is just your view or opinion and belongs to the author. Who is unnamed, Hummm!

Yea, your disclaimer makes this look real alright. Oh what is the employee’s name? I would like to ask him/her/it why they sent this email to me. I know, I will contact Aaron Smith and give him a link to this post that way he can gather all my information from it!

Internet e-mail may be susceptible to data corruption, interception and unauthorized amendments for which Bank accepts no liability. All reasonable precautions have been taken to ensure no viruses are present in this e-mail. As we cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage arising from the use of this e-mail or attachments we recommend that you subject these to your virus checking procedures prior to use. OOOOPs, you missed one, you!

Oh you missed unauthorized reading by some government organization. And of course banks never accept any liability for anything they do. Just like you, they use our money to make money and give us nothing in return. Speaking of viruses, your kind is a major corrupt virus on this world. To bad the world doesn’t have a virus checking procedure, scanning and deleting you and yours that would make the world a better place. Presto! you’re deleted!

Windfall Scams
What, me Worry? It’s just a Five Million Dollar Windfall alright. Just blowing right by me! Accepted for value.

Well that was fun. And they think we are stupid. This email is so full of holes. Why would any bank or world organization offer five million dollars to somebody that never knew they were owed a five million dollar Windfall. Wouldn’t they send a letter to your personal address from their list? Maybe it’s because they are kind and honest. And emails are so much faster and safer and more secure. In a world where (Greed) is the virus. People that have caught the virus (Greed) are simply looking to infect somebody else. Is that somebody else you?

It’s difficult for me to believe that people would fall for a scam like this. I Am not saying I have never been scammed. In truth I feel we all have to some degree. I have just learned my lesson. Not to believe a word that comes out of anybodies mouth. Believing that money will solve all the problems if I only had more. That’s the problem with belief. Hear let me break down this word for you. Belief.

(Be) nothing wrong with being unless we are being something we are not. Unfortunately most are being something they are not. What I mean is are you really a Doctor or Lawyer, or bus Driver or even a stay at home Mom?

(Lie) will that one is self-evident. That’s exactly what this email is, a lie. It appears lying has become the the new norm, as every few know what truth is. We have been lied to our whole life. It just occurred to me. If somebody believes a lie does that make it truth?

And (F) well, what’s the first word you would say after being scammed out of your hard-earned money on this scam? Yep, Fuck. What if the word was spelled this way beliefuck. This system is all about money and the system will do anything to get it.

The concept of money is simply that. A concept. When in truth money, or some form of money, has caused all the problems this world and humanity has and is facing since it’s conception. Can you name one problem in the world today that doesn’t have money involved some how?

Windfall
Can’t pass the smell test. This sinks alright

Can you even imagine a world without money where all your needs are met? Needs being the keyword. Where we all work for the Spiritual uplifting of Mankind. How about for the  Spiritual uplifting of you? Just by you being a Spiritual being isn’t the world a better place? That’s Spiritual not Religious. There’s your Windfall.

Knowledge is Power

Experience is Wisdom

Take your Power Back

It’s a Windfall

CJC

Winky, and his Windfall
Windfall no way, I Am a Bit-coin. We are talking about scams right?

  Windfall, just another pipe dream blowing in the Wind.

Feeling Love

Feeling Love, We all feel Love Differently, You’ll see.

Feeling Love
Feeling Love. What’s in a feeling?

We all feel Love differently that’s for sure. As we awaken we are hearing a lot about Love and how we should be Love. No need to get all philosophical about Love. But you can. Well it’s all well and good to study Love, however how does one know Love. Because believing one Loves and knowing one Loves are two different feelings at least for me. This is the why I decided to write this post, Feeling Love. In an attempt to show the difference.

I have study Love reading all kinds of books about love and the only book I found that comes close to the way I discovered Love’s feeling is the “LOVE” book by Leo Buscaglia. In Feeling Love he did a wonderful work in describing Love. Even this book as good as it is. Is just a description of Love. If one wants to know Love one has to feel Love without words. That’s Feeling Love. You’ll soon SEE.

A Love of mine and I were emailing back and forth talking about Spirit and of course the subject of Love came up. I mention to her that her description of Love and my description are most likely completely different. And the only way I know Love was to feel the feeling of Love. I wouldn’t wish that on anybody. So She asked, How do I SEE Love?

So I told her a true story about the first time I felt Love. At least what I consider Now to be true Love. And this Love I consider to True Love because to this day, I never want the Feeling of Love in this way again. I know this sounds strange, well like I said, my description of Love and yours maybe completely different. So I will share my experience with Feeling Love so you can decide if that statement is true for you as well. If nothing else, it’s a different point of view about Feeling Love. This is the sharing of the email Feeling Love.

Feeling Love the hard way
Hey, They are missing a big connection from my point of view. Feeling Love how would they know?

Feeling Love

Well since you asked about Love. For me, Love is a thought the way it’s described in everything I have read. So for a long time now, I have questioned the meaning of Love. When people say I Love You, I often wonder what they mean because my description of Love and theirs, I Am sure is vastly different. So I will tell you a true story to describe how I feel Love.

One day I was sitting in my chair reading a book about Love. (It was the book I mentioned above as a matter of fact.) I needed some wood for the fire so I walked outside barefoot to the wood pile and grabbed an arm full of wood and was walking back inside over the threshold of the sliding Glass door when the phone ring. At that moment a quarter round piece of wood fell and slammed my big toe between the piece of wood and the slider threshold.

I have never in my life felt such pain. Must be something close to child-birth. I mean I was breathless, I saw all the colors of the rainbow and stars to boot. I still had some wood in my arm and the phone was still ring. So through the pain I walked over and drop the wood next to the fire-place. I really don’t remember doing this but the wood was there later. The phone was still ringing or maybe it was my ears ringing from the pain, but I walked over and answered the phone.

And managed to squeeze out a hello. I was breathless I couldn’t talk. My head was spinning, my ears were ringing. I was seeing all those colors and stars, and I couldn’t think at all. Sounds like Love doesn’t it? I heard the voice on the other end of the line say what’s wrong. It was the love of my life calling from work. I couldn’t speak. She kept asking, what’s wrong, all I could get out was a moan. This must have went on for ten minutes. I don’t know I lost track of time. Finally through the throbbing of my big toe and after ten minutes of rolling around on the floor holding my foot. I managed to tell my wife at the time, what had happened. Her response was Oh, I thought somebody die.

I thought, Bitch, I did die, and was trying to come back from the dead when you called. Thanks for your Love and understanding. I left the phone on the floor because I was still holding my foot, but at least I could breath. And the colors and the stars were fading fast so I knew I would make it. And she says she loves me. Oh, I Am Feeling Love.

Anyway, you are probable wondering what this all has to do with LOVE. So I will get to the point and how I describe Feeling Love. When this happened my mind was blank. All I could feel was the pain of my big toe throbbing. Slowly the throbbing let up enough that my thoughts started to return. That’s when I discovered the meaning of Love. At least for me. Feeling Love.

You See, during the incredible pain, all I could feel was nothing but the pain. As the pain retreated I realized, The first feeling I had was LOVE. I know it was LOVE, True Love. It was the most wonderful feeling I have ever had. Much better than any orgasm I have ever had during that act of making Love. Yea, right! Sex is just Masturbation with a friend.

Feeling Love, Yea Right!
Feeling Love, Watch out there’s wood around

Here’s why I know Feeling Love. And it’s a simple Truth. Because I really, really, really, REALLY LOVED it when the pain Stopped. True Story!!!!!!!

To this day when someone says I Love You, my mind goes back to that moment and I have to work through the pain until it stops. Feeling Love! So my description of love and yours is mostly likely vastly different. What you believe to be love is a though that creates a feeling of Love. According to the description of what you understand about love. How long can one think that thought? Not to say you don’t love! You asked, so I Am telling you my experience of Feeling Love. You are free to feel love however you want too. But my feeling of Love is that feeling, I had when the pain stopped. That is the moment of LOVE for me. Thus Love is a feeling of Painlessness.

What some feel as LOVE as that powerful vibration is the Intent of Creation. For me, GOD is that INTENT. Well love is just a feeling/thought. Big deal so is pain. For me they are both equal and one in the same. So when someone says I LOVE YOU I feel the pain. For me Love and Pain are just opposite ends of the same magnet. One end attracts the other repels maybe True Love is some where in the middle.

Pain or Love, Feeling Love
True Love must be somewhere in the middle. Feeling Love

It’s been Sung, Love Hurts, And they weren’t kidding. I know, every time I hear, I Love You my mind say Ouch! These people who through around, I Love Yous, all day have no idea the pain that causes in me. That’s OK, I understand. One day they will too!

Be careful what you wish for. I have learned that lesson, to be careful what I wish for because the Universe manifests my wishes. I wanted to know Love. Yes, I learned about Feeling Love. And to this day I have never forgot that feeling.

GOD works in mysterious ways! Every time I look at that toe nail. I have that feeling of Love. I can SEE the proof of my knowing. Now that toe nail doesn’t look anything like the other. It’s all thick and misshapen. And how Lovely is that? Maybe it’s a different kind of Love. The good thing is Feeling Love. I Know Feeling Love is a feeling of Painlessness!

Feeling Love in this way again. Not for me, Thank You very much!

Knowledge is Power

Experience is Wisdom

Take your Power Back

Feeling Love the hard way!

CJC

Winky, Feeling Love for You
Feeling Love, Oh, what a Feeling.

Feeling Love, not a feeling I want to feel again!