SCORPION MEDICINE

Scorpion Medicine the sting of Transformation. Scorpions are people too, and that’s no tail.

scorpion-closeup_jpg
I AM older that you know

When Scorpion Medicine crosses your path, it will catch your attention. Might even creep you out a little. The evolutionary history of scorpions goes back to the Silurian era 430 million years ago. Making them one of the oldest life forms here on Earth. They have adapted to a wide range of environmental conditions and can be found on all continents except Antarctica. Sow, if you’re creep-ed out by Scorpion Medicine move to Antarctica.

Scorpions number about 1750 described species. Scorpions are predatory arachnids of the order Scorpiones. They have eight legs, like spider. Easily recognized by the pair of  grasping pincers, and narrow segmented tail, often carried in a forward curve over the back, ending with a venomous stinger.

ScorpionMedicine Stinger
The Business end of the Scorpion

Scorpions are generally nocturnal animals spending the day under rocks, in crevices, then come out of the darkness to hunt. Scorpions are carnivorous animals, paralyze their prey using the venomous stinger on the end of their tail, sow scorpion can eat their prey without trouble.

Scorpion stings are painful most are usually harmless to humans. For stings from species found in North America, no treatment is normally needed for healthy adults, although medical care should be sought for children, and for the elderly. More harmful stings from species found in South America, Africa, and western Asia may require medical attention.

Black Scorpion
You are going to need a Doctor

Scorpion History

Scorpions are arachnids, not insects, the scorpion is most closely related to spiders and ticks. Scorpions are often referred to as ancient animals as scorpions have been on Earth for over 400 million years, meaning that scorpions existed on Earth before the dinosaurs arrived.

Scorpion Fossil
We were here long before you arrived

The taxonomy of Scorpion has undergone changes and is likely to change further, as genetic studies are bringing forth new information. There are 13 families recognized to date. Only about 25 of these species are known to have venom capable of killing a human being.

Sound familiar? Thirteen families with 25 species known to have venom capable of killing a human being? Hey, I’m not pointing fingers here. However, I will name, names below.

As stated, there are thirteen families, coincidence maybe, and about 1,750 described species and subspecies of scorpions. In addition, there are 111 described taxa of extinct scorpions. They have been around for a while. See Spider Medicine for more Clarity.

Naming Names

Systematics: The following classification covers extant taxa, the rank of family.

Order of Scorpiones

Infraorder Orthosterni Pocock, 1911
Parvorder Pseudochactida Soleglad et Fet, 2003
Superfamily Pseudochactoidea Gromov, 1998
Family Pseudochactidae Gromov, 1998
Parvorder Buthida Soleglad et Fet, 2003
Superfamily Buthoidea C. L. Koch, 1837
Family Buthidae C. L. Koch, 1837 (thick-tailed scorpions)
Family Microcharmidae Lourenço, 1996
Parvorder Chaerilida Soleglad et Fet, 2003
Superfamily Chaeriloidea Pocock, 1893
Family Chaerilidae Pocock, 1893
Parvorder Iurida Soleglad et Fet, 2003
Superfamily Chactoidea Pocock, 1893
Family Chactidae Pocock, 1893
Family Euscorpiidae Laurie, 1896
Family Superstitioniidae Stahnke, 1940
Family Vaejovidae Thorell, 1876
Superfamily Iuroidea Thorell, 1876
Family Caraboctonidae Kraepelin, 1905 (hairy scorpions)
Family Iuridae Thorell, 1876
Superfamily Scorpionoidea Latreille, 1802
Family Bothriuridae Simon, 1880
Family Hemiscorpiidae Pocock, 1893 (= Ischnuridae, =Liochelidae) (rock scorpions, creeping scorpions, or tree scorpions)
Family Scorpionidae Latreille, 1802 (burrowing scorpions or pale-legged scorpions)

Dark Scorpion
We see better in the Dark

Now you know their names. Who did you think I was talking about?

Scorpion Facts

The body of a scorpion is divided into two parts: The head (cephalothorax) and the abdomen (opisthosoma), which is subdivided into a broad anterior with a narrow tail like postabdomen.

Most scorpions reproduce sexually, most species have male and female individuals. The courtship starts with the male grasping the female’s pedipalps with his own. Then the pair perform a “Dance” called the “promenade à deux“. In this “Dance”, once they have satisfied the other that they are of opposite sex and of the correct species, mating can commence.

scorpions-mating
What to Dance?

Well that’s enough of their personal Business. On to the good stuff of Scorpion Medicine.

Scorpion Medicine

Working in the backyard moving rock for a planter. I decided to sit down on a wooden bench overlooking the lake. For some Reason I decided to move the bench for a better view. Took the top off, and moved one leg over to the new position. Pulled the heavy top over next to the leg. Went back to grab the last leg, That’s when Scorpion Medicine crossed my path. As I reached down to pick up the leg, I felt something cold on my palm, not thinking, I lifted the leg and BANG!!!!!!!. The Business end of Scorpion Medicine let me know. Scorpion Medicine brings this Message. DON”T MESS WITH ME.

Scorpion People

Remember, Scorpion promises Transformation. Whether the transformation is calm or chaotic depends on how the energies are used. Are we channeling our passions correctly? Are we allowing our passions to override our common sense? Do we need to balance our relationships with more solitariness? Are we becoming too solitary? Do we need to merge our physical passions with our spiritual passions? Are we ignoring our psychic perceptions only to be stung? Answering these Questions personally will help one channel these energies.

scorpion-tatto
Looks 3D. Cool Tatto, or is it real?

Emotions usually govern our first reactions to our experiences in life. Although instinctive emotions generate the strongest motivations for our behavior. Scorpion people are not prone to wearing their heart on their sleeve,(unlike those Cancerians and Pisceans). They need to dominate their relationships and rarely display their true feelings, holding back something of self, even during the most open and communicative moments. Although not intentionally wanting to be mysterious, they manage to appear enigmatic anyway. They hate being crossed or manipulated, and may react to such treatment with sarcasm, spitefulness, and vengeance .

Their fiery energy of Mars shines out with their enthusiasm, where it attracts and inspires others. The intensity can be overwhelming, yet subtle, their considerable energy is not aroused, or employed just to have something to do.

Unlike Aries, Scorpio is not openly combative, unless it becomes necessary. Their privacy is tightly protected, sow others get to know them only up to a point. They may not show any sign of inner struggle, however when they are after something, (or someone), their determination is fierce.

Should Scorpions not be favored in the outcome, they are neither a willing nor a gracious loser. Nevertheless, they are not arrogant, being generally interested in others, and what they have to say, although they often exhibit a self-sufficiency which implies there isn’t much they don’t already know.

Scorpion on Sand
Could you survive Here?

Scorpions Past

Scorpion Medicine is sometimes referred to as the serpent from the Garden of Eden. So it’s possible the Snake became the fall guy to divert attention away for the real culprit. Which brings in the treachery aspect of the Scorpion.

In Egypt Scorpion was the symbol of darkness, for it brought with it the waning strength of the sun. In Greek mythology, it was the monster that caused Apollo’s horses to run wild while in the hands of Phaethon. This is often a caution for those who the scorpion is a messenger. Unless we control our passions and desires thus direct their energies appropriately, the Transformations will occur in the midst of chaos.

The ancient Sumerians believed that Scorpion Men were guardians of the Gateway of the sun, the Mountains of the East, and the Twin Gates. This creature was associated with various aspects of Istar, (as Ishara Tamtim, the scorpion-tailed Mother), Nanna, and the Phrygian Sabazius. Myth tells how the hero Gilgamesh had to make his way through the Scorpion Men to the house of the Scorpion Goddess, Siduri Sabitu. The Scorpion King depicts this story.

Astrological myths everywhere place Aquarius the Water drawer at the winter solstice, Taurus the Bull at the spring equinox, Leo the Lion at the summer solstice, and Scorpio at the autumnal equinox. Therefore it was said in Egypt, that the Scorpion killed Horus, the sun, sending him to his midwinter death and resurrection as his Mother Isis gave him rebirth. Hence Pharaoh’s daughter apparently played the part of the Water drawer or divine midwife on the banks of the Nile, as shown by the myth of Moses.

The Christ of the bible states, He replied, As you enter the city, a man carrying a jar of water will meet you. Follow him to the house that he enters.

Yet it’s known in those days, the women carried the water pitcher. The symbolism in this parable should not be lost. For the meaning becomes clear for those with eyes to SEE.

Scorpius
Photo was taken by the Japanese astrophotographer Akira Fujii shows a full view of the constellation of Scorpius. The center of our Milky Way is seen on left of the image.

In astrology the sign of Scorpio is represented by several animals. The scorpion, the eagle, and the phoenix. The Scorpio zodiac sign has been associated with transformation and rising to new heights. Known for its secretiveness and passions. It is a sign of mystery, long associated with sex, death, and rebirth. Those of this sign have great strength and an ability to inspire. They can also misuse their psychic and sexual energies.

Spirits of the four points of the year were at some time called Sons of Horus, placed as small images in the four corners of a pharaoh’s tomb. As man, bull, lion, and scorpion, (or serpent?). They were adopted by Christianity and converted into the four totems of the evangelists the four angels of the Apocalypse.

The constellation of the Scorpion is the link between the cultures of central America and those of the ancient east, possibly Mesopotamia, whose ziggurat were also similar to the Mexican pyramids. Scorpio was the same in Babylonia, India, and Greece, and the Maya of Yucatan identified the same constellation “Scorpion stars”.

Scorpion Energies
SEEing the Energies of Scorpio

With Scorpion Medicine, You are being asked to remove, cut out those things in your life that no longer serve you. Evaluate your surroundings with a critical eye to releasing old baggage, letting go of objects that are cluttering up your home. Purging the clinging energy of those that are co-dependent on you. Re-establish your boundaries, make clear decisions about which direction your next few months will take then move on. Focus on minimizing the enabling of others not to move forward. As well as taking your own steps towards death and rebirth.

Scorpio/Scorpion is the 8th sign of the zodiac, which the sun enters about 24 October. Orion had boasted that he could kill any animal the earth produced. A scorpion was sent to punish his vanity, it stung Orion to death. Jupiter later raised the scorpion to heaven.
Scorpio people are very strong, and have the ability to inspire others. They are passionate in love affairs, known as a good lover. They have very strong sexual needs and often enjoy periods of solitariness between intense and passionate relationships. They have the gift of Psychometrics and tend to use their sense of touch enjoying textures in foods and Arts.

They are protective of their solitude, thus will be very defensive of their children occasionally protecting them when they need to face consequences in order to learn and grow. However they are unafraid of allowing them self to be vulnerable with others. They have a way with words that often sting in their remarks. Their overall charisma will carry them through many conflicts.

Scorpion vs Bird
Or NOT!

Additional Energies for Scorpion

Transformation
The transformative energy of Pluto motivates, they delve into the deepest mysteries of life. Whether trying to get to the bottom of a murder, some heinous crime, whether saving a life through surgical skills, or pursuing a meditative magical mystery tour. They characteristically seek to uncover the truth to transform raw materials into things of great power and beauty. Relationships are not exempt from this probing, so anyone involved with them must prepare for profound changes within themselves, their mysterious partner and the relationship itself.

Focus
Seduction
Guardianship
Boldness
Clarity
Although they have six or more eyes, they can’t SEE in the Light very well. Keys to their  success are a strong will, and the ability to get to the bottom of things. They want answers and doggedly persist until they get them.

Secretiveness
Stealth
Energy
Altered Perception
Control
Determined Scorpio, is a fixed sign, and can be rather stubborn, resistant to imposed changes. In many ways this is a plus, for it gives them the stamina to accomplish things in life, due to their tenacity. On the surface they may seem easy-going, congenial, and gregarious, however they are extremely tenacious with a need to manipulate and control situations.

Vitality
Scorpio colors are red, black, midnight blue, and emerald-green. Scorpio rules metallic iron and their birthstone is topaz. Topaz, one of the hardest minerals, and cannot be cut with a knife. Yet again, another representation of the impenetrable Scorpio nature. Scorpio flowers include the anemone, heather, and gardenia.

Energy

Glow in theDark Scorpion
SEE the Energy of Scorpions . Why they glow is a Mystery man has not figured out….. (Photo by Uriel Sinai/Getty Images)

Attacking from the rear
Scorpions are respected by most people smart enough to understand their nature and wise enough to give them a wide berth. They are not discriminating about what or whom they sting, only about how much poison they will inject into them when they do.

Warning
Inspiration
The fiery energy of Mars shines out their enthusiasm. It attracts and inspires others. Their intensity can be overwhelming. They often exhibit a self-sufficiency which implies there isn’t much they don’t already know.

Mystery
Treachery
Scorpio, are the most treacherous, most unscrupulous of all the minions of the money, power Signs. Scorpio holds the enviable reputation of being the most sexually magnetic and will use this power to attract its prey. Judas in Christian symbolism because of the deadly treachery implicit in their sting. This is the basis of an almost tangible magnetism, a sense of power embedded in the mysteries of the Universe.

Resilience
Death and rebirth
Sex and death are often associated with the sign of Scorpio. These mysteries stimulate great passions and feelings, both are vehicles of change. Within the sex act, the two partners exchange energy and neither is ever truly the same again. Death itself is a transformation of energy so that rebirth can occur. This is Scorpion Medicine energy.

Passion
Scorpio people are passionate and emotional, with very deep feelings. Although a loyal and dedicated friend, they are fiercely competitive, subject to fits of vindictive jealousy and can be quite manipulative in pursuit of their goals.

Mysticism
Transmutation of poison
Transition
The Scorpion Animal Medicine totem is a strong spirit indeed, its magical properties are one of the most influential of all animal totems. Strength in leadership, long-lasting endurance, the wisdom to wait, higher self-esteem are integrated into the spirit of the possessor of the Scorpion Medicine totem.

Defensiveness
Retaliation
Sexuality
Scorpio rules the reproductive organs and excretory system, so those with Scorpio active in their charts suffer headaches, infections, fevers, along with various illnesses having to do with what used to be called the secret parts. However, they have a strong constitution and can usually overcome problems, many of which are of their own making, due to their clandestine activities.

Reflecting dark and negative energy back to its sender
Rebellion
Psychometric
When the Scorpion Medicine appears as a totem messenger, the sense of psychic touch will become increasingly heightened. Responses to touch will grow stronger as will the ability to touch others more intensely.

Survival
Scorpions have the interesting characteristic of having six to twelve eyes. This brings in the Clarity aspect again. Despite these extra eyes, or perhaps because of them, they do not see very well. They have sensory hairs on their under bellies which allow them to pick up vibrations to help them find their way around in the dark. They are only able to distinguish light from dark and shadows.

Solitariness
Strategy
Vulnerability
Another unusual characteristic of the Scorpion is that they have a natural florescence and they will all glow under ultra-violet light. This is how most scientists are able to find them during their normal time of activity in the dark. After many years of research scientists are still not exactly sure what causes the Scorpion’s body to do this. The sight of a glowing Scorpion is an amazing thing to behold it is fascinating and mysterious.

Healing
The rhythm of the 4th RAY flows from a relative state of harmony. Working together to bring about a positive regulation of energy flow within the physical body. Thus Achieving a balance between the qualities of SCORPIO and TAURUS, thereby transforming negative habit patterns, will assist in maintaining good health.

In Truth, we all have a little Scorpion in us, as humans we contain all the Zodiac signs within our Consciousness. Some of these Energies are more focus than others. Thus our birth sign offers a path to the discovery of self in Totality.

striped-scorpion
Interesting, they carry their babies on their back like some Spiders

Scorpion Medicine is not a medicine that should be trifled with. Watch where you place your hands. As the sting of the Scorpion can be a painful reminder of who’s in charge. Take it from one who knows the sting of the Scorpion. Of course you are welcome to learn the hard way.

The power in Spirit.
Flying on the Wings of Consciousness with Creation under my Wings

Knowledge is Power
Experience is Wisdom
Your Power is Yours

 Go Ahead & place your hand Here (X)

Thunderbird

Winky, My alter Ego
MAN-O-MAN…… If I had a stinger I’d show you whose boss.

Scorpions are people too, that’s no tail. Really old people.

 

 

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THE FALL OF MAN

THE FALL OF MAN is not a Downer, its simply a reflection

Spiritual Beings path
Follow the path with Heart It’s up or down depending on one point of view

We all know the story of THE FALL OF MAN. Once one reaches bottom of THE FALL OF MAN the only thing LEFT TO DO is to rise.

THE FALL OF MAN, or the fall, used in Christianity to describe the fall of the first man and woman from a state of innocent obedience to God to a state of guilty disobedience.

Tree of Knowledge, Choices
Oh Adam, It’s good to eat.

Although not named in the Bible, as THE FALL OF MAN, the doctrine of the fall comes from a biblical interpretation of Genesis chapter 3… At first, Adam and Eve lived with God in the Garden of Eden, when the serpent tempted them into eating the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, which God had forbidden. After doing so, they became ashamed of their nakedness and God expelled them from the Garden to prevent them from eating from the Tree of Life and becoming immortal.

Of course some trees are different then others
Of course some trees are different than others

I find this interesting. As it appears mankind was never immortal from the beginning. Nor, did mankind have the knowledge of Good and Evil. Plus, why would GOD put these trees where mankind would be tempted to eat them? That is, if GOD want mankind to remain in their ignorance/nakedness.

My question to GOD is, Has Mankind reach the bottom,,, the end of its fall yet? Has GOD already cast humanity into the bottomless pit to fall for all eternity?

Repent!, he says,,,,,,,, Repent for what? Becoming Conscious of Good and Evil?

Down We Go

Sumerian Tablet
The Tree of Life

Most believe humanity is at the pinnacle of its existence. In essence, to date, man has evolved to its highest degree of knowledge and innerstanding thus far. The technology at present is the highest man has ever achieved. In retrospect, this isn’t the case.

When in fact,,, Man may still be experiencing, THE FALL OF MAN. Plus, and I am being positive here, humanity is not as Spiritual as it once was. When one looks into the past we find Modern Man cannot do the things that Ancient Man could. However, what is the climb down to one man, can be the climb up for another. It’s a matter of perspective.

The creation of Man
We can Transcend our suffering by becoming Spiritual Beings

The story of the Garden of Eden and THE FALL OF MAN represents a tradition among the Abrahamic peoples, with a presentation more or less symbolical of certain moral and religious truths written for the Jewish people. What this has to do with Humanity is questionable, since most of humanity is not Jewish. Therefore this Doowan Questions everything, thus assumes nothing.

THE FALL OF MAN is not to belittle ones belief. It’s simply a reflection of the story given to humanity. One can ask their own questions, and believe what they want to believe.

Truth is, some of these beliefs are over two thousand years old. Isn’t time we take a look at them to SEE if those beliefs still serve us on our Fall down/up from grace.

Genesis 3 New International Version (NIV)

THE FALL OF MAN

3.1.) Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”

2.) The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden,

3.) but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”

4.) “You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to the woman.

5.) “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”
6.) When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it.

7.) Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.
8.) Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden.

9.) But the Lord God called to the man, “Where are you?”
10.) He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.”
11.) And he said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?”
12.) The man said, “The woman you put here with me—she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.”
13.) Then the Lord God said to the woman, “What is this you have done?”
The woman said, “The serpent deceived me, and I ate.”
14.) So the Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this,
“Cursed are you above all livestock
and all wild animals!
You will crawl on your belly
and you will eat dust
all the days of your life.
15.) And I will put enmity
between you and the woman,
and between your offspring and hers;
he will crush your head,
and you will strike his heel.”
16.) To the woman he said,
“I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;
with painful labor you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you.”
17.) To Adam he said, “Because you listened to your wife and ate fruit from the tree about which I commanded you, ‘You must not eat from it,’
“Cursed is the ground because of you;
through painful toil you will eat food from it
all the days of your life.
18.) It will produce thorns and thistles for you,
and you will eat the plants of the field.
19.) By the sweat of your brow
you will eat your food
until you return to the ground,
since from it you were taken;
for dust you are
and to dust you will return.”
20.) Adam[c] named his wife Eve, because she would become the mother of all the living.
21.) The Lord God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife and clothed them.

22.) And the Lord God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.”

23.) So the Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken.

24.) After he drove the man out, he placed on the east side of the Garden of Eden cherubim and a flaming sword flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life.

Spiritual Beings Logic
Ok, jeez old man, why bring him into this?

Wow, who’s the antagonist in this story? The snake? I think not. It becomes necessary to point out some interesting details in this story. Simply to see if the fruit is still working.

Besides the obvious that GOD has legs, and doesn’t like the heat of the day. What was GOD attempting to keep humanity from? The knowledge of Good and Evil, and the Tree of Immortality. Sow, not only were we ignorant, we weren’t immortal either.

GOD DAMN,,,, the punishment seems a little harsh. After all it was only the knowledge of Good and Evil that Adam and Eve ate. Oooops, sow Adam and Eve ate his fruit then realized they were ignorant/naked. Is the knowledge of Good and Evil what GOD considers sin or is it that we ate his fruit, and disobeyed GOD?

Another thing that stands out in this story is that GOD lied to Adam and Eve. 3.) but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”

Sow, lying to your children is OK? Well did they die?  NO!!! Why didn’t GOD take care of the problem right then and there? Because, he loves man and wanted to give man a way back to the garden. Interesting way to show ones love, verses (16 through 19). I think a time out may have done the trick, don’t you?

Ahhh, and what happen to the snake that told the truth. He gets to crawl on his belly and eat dirt. Plus, His head gets crushed. Yikes!!!!

Snake Totem and the tree of Knowledge
Snake a sacred Symbol for Spiritual Beings. Be careful it doesn’t have the same meaning NOW.

In Gnosticism, the G is silent. The snake is thanked for bringing knowledge to Adam and Eve, and thereby freeing them from the Demiurge’s control. The Demiurge banished Adam and Eve, because man was now a threat. A threat to whom,,,, GOD? Really?

  1. Demiurge, a being responsible for the creation of the universe, in particular.
    (in Platonic philosophy) the Maker or Creator of the world.
    (in Gnosticism and other theological systems) a heavenly being, subordinate to the Supreme Being, considered to be the controller of the material world and antagonistic to all that is purely spiritual.

In Philip Pullman’s, His Dark Materials series (1995, 1997, 2000), THE FALL OF MAN is presented in a positive light, as it is the moment at which human beings achieve self-awareness, knowledge, and freedom. Pullman believes that it is not worth being innocent if the price is ignorance and slavery. Of course, there are those who would disagree!

Product Baby Legal Fiction
No way!!! We aren’t slaves to the system.

On The Way Down

According to archaeological studies, in the past man was at a much higher degree of consciousness with a much higher Technology (“science of craft”), as seen in ancient sites around the earth. Just look at the wonders they created with bronze tools….. LOL

ancient-sacsayhuaman-incan-ruins-outside-of-cusco-peru-stock-photo
Funny… this rock is harder than bronze.

Or how about this one…

abu_simbel_1
Damn, they were really good with those hammers and chisels.

Why some think it was aliens, and not ancient man, is beyond me. Ha, Ha, Ha!  In Truth the evidence points to THE FALL OF MAN. Mans fall from what man once was, to what man is NOW.

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Yep, man just falls lower and lower

What/Who caused THE FALL OF MAN is a mystery story. Who’s the author of your story? No doubt humanity has Fallen. What we do when we hit bottom makes the difference.

Mineral Mud Bath
Would that be Mud Bath or Blood Bath?
I guess, both would work. The question remains, Which do you prefer?

In that time, THE FALL OF MAN may have meant… Mankind was in the Autumn/Fall of its great year, thus mankind may still have its Winter, Spring, and Summer ahead resulting from the Persecution of the Equinox.

As with the cycle of seasons each having their turn. Therefore Humanity has its cycles. Since the Spring Equinox in March is the real start of the NEW YEAR, we have the spring and summer of this year to look forward too.

Some of Humanity live by a different calendar plastered on the walls of heaven. No matter which calendar you choose, it’s Time to lick our wounds, dust our selves off, and rise towards our Destiny.

The Recapitulation is a Powerful Tool
We are all connected to The Source. The Recapitulation helps clean the connecting link with Intent

Two thousand one hundred and fifty years later, THE WINTER OF MAN is over. We where knock down and knock out. However, HUMANITY IS ON IT’S KNEES, and the referee is still counting. Seven, Eight, Nine….

Ding!!!!, was that the bell, end of the round? Let’s call this fight off, you win GOD, my ears are ringing and I AM a little dizzy from THE FALL OF MAN.

Trees talk. Learn to listen
Hey wait. I didn’t tell you a secret about my Plums Yet! Shit, they left. Now who will cut the lawn?

The Spring of Humanity is just around the Corner according to the Zodiac. Or maybe your still FALLing.

The power in Spirit.
Flying on the Wings of Consciousness with Creation under my Wings

Knowledge is Power
Experience is Wisdom
Your Power is Yours

After The Fall of Man we rise

Thunderbird

Winky, My alter Ego
What goes up must come down & vise versa. See ya on the rebound.

The Fall of Man is not a problem when one has wings.

 

 

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Spiritual Religions
In the name of Religions we suffer from the lack of Knowledge

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Truth is, the soul reaping industry has traditionally placed a high value on customer service and satisfaction along with attention to detail. However these days that isn’t the case. Young humans were once put through years of training before being allowed to dedicate decades of their UnLife to the corruption of a single man.

Don't look down on me. I need the money
How do you like my new hat?

Now a days, the young Humans/Demons are working to pay off their Demon loans for their higher eight grade Education. That’s OK we have a solution for those Demon loans… Sell your Soul to Souls for Sale Inc., and we will pay off those student loans for you. After all we gave them to you and it didn’t cost us a thing.

At Souls for Sale our customers should expect to receive a lifetime of small incentives to commit evil deeds, or go along with the status quo to compensate for the loss of their soul, while the deity in charge of them could expect to receive the highest quality of Demon souls for his/her efforts.

In GOD We Trust. Yep, That's Me
I am here to Help. Why is it my fault?

After all Capitalism makes the world go round…. Right?

Souls for Sale in the Future

However, with the development of advanced technologically soul harvesting equipment and continuous war has changed the face of the industry. B-1 Bombers and Weapons of Mass Destruction has triggered a movement towards mass production and lower quality. While this has led to higher yields and wider availability of souls from innocent working class backgrounds, old people complained that this large-scale approach is taking the soul out of the industry, resulting in the loss of a focal point for demonic community Unlife.

This is probably because those old people have nothing better to do. Fuck those old people they had their fun!

Sorry, I used this Picture again It just cracks me up. Whom ever did this, my hat is off to you. Have a place in my Heart.
Yep, and that’s just what we did….

In the past, it has been known that people who have sold their soul to Souls for Sale have regretted their act of charity and decided that the temporary benefit earned is probably not worth an eternity of unimaginable regret. Don’t feel bad, we have all at some point sold our soul to get what we thought we needed at the time. Don’t worry be happy is Souls for Sales motto!

At Souls for Sale we want to do the right thing sow we have an escape clause built in to the contract. Just read that really small almost microscopic text. Oh that’s right you can’t read. Don’t worry trust me!

The question is? Do you what your soul back? I mean really… what has it done for you! How has your soul served you thus far? Have you done anything of value with your soul?

Zombies Texting
Zombies in the Real World. What a life. Talk about life in a box.

At Souls for Sale it may cost you more than what you sold it for. There’s interest to pay. However you will own your soul again. Just sell your children’s soul to us at birth. It’s really every simple. We take care of all the paper work for you.

With Souls for Sale it is not impossible for the customer in this situation to buy back their souls, although it is very difficult since the only thing most humans possess of any value to a supreme evil deity is their soul. The human therefore needs to get back their soul first, which they can only do by selling their children’s soul. Which they no longer have.

Product Baby Legal Fiction
They presume they own me. OOOOPs they do

What a paradox? At Souls for Sale we have thought of everything sow you don’t have too! Think that is…

A more popular and politically correct way of retrieving one’s soul is by the sacrifice of the numerous….. not-all-that-bad-really, the Earth is over populated anyway. The evil entity once demanded innocents, (you know, virgins and babies), but found this to be a rather unrealistic expectation among humans. They found the word sacrifice to be rather distasteful after that Dam-ASS-Kiss Christ.

My Brother in Heart
Sorry !!!!!!!

Sow Souls for Sale reinvented the wheel and made it a cube. Thus offering the new and improved version, or the most popular way to achieve this sacrifice, (without being considered a twisted homicidal freak thus imprisoned or killed), appears to be to start a war with an innocent third world country. Only then are you considered a righteous fighter for peace and freedom saving the world through war twisted homicidal maniac and re-elected.

Be sure to Vote!

The only known example of the first method being worked successfully (selling your soul for profit) was carried out by a Lord Voldemort, who is believed to have sold his soul to the devil on numerous occasions and then bought it back with a smaller part of the same soul. However, he will soon be hunted down and nailed to a tree by his feet, before being disembowel and having his limbs removed one by one with a wooden spoon. This will be excruciating. Which just goes to show that not paying your bills and messing with the devil does Always End In Tears.

Crying Eyes
The Thought of Humanity at present makes ME cry.

Hence Souls for Sale offers a payment plan to meet any budget. No money, no problem. No credit, no problem. No life, no problem. No woman, no problem. Souls for Sale will buy your soul and take care of all your problems. No Soul, we have a problem.

In fact, the easiest way of retrieving your soul, unbeknownst to many despite the popular high class drama in which this is well documented, is the sale of one hundred and one dalmatian puppies. Another way is being kissed by a prince. Oh wait he’s dead, Nevermind!

Ironically, anyone who is successful in buying back their soul from Souls for Sale is almost certain to go to hell for depriving said devil of his tremendous joy. You don’t want to do that do you?…… So basically, you’re damned whether you do or you don’t. Did we mention the paradox?

Mineral Mud Bath
Would that be Mud Bath or Blood Bath?
I guess, both would work. The question remains, Which do you prefer?

Sow why not sell your soul through Souls for Sale and make your brief time on earth that much better for you and your family. You only get one go around. Might as well make the best of it and get what you got coming. After all you deserve everything you get!!!!!!!!

Remember: Tiredness Kills, sow take a break, have a Snickers chunky on us! Enjoy life!

Turtle Wisdom knows the Truth
Get off my back, to many Snicker chunkies

While we are at it shall we auction the Earth off to the highest bidder at the same time? Seems she is old and tired. She just doesn’t have enough gold, oil, or diamonds for everyone. Plus all those bugs, plants, and animals that need care. Not to mention the billions of people. Her waters bad. The oceans are polluted, the land has been clear cut, and the air is barely breathable. However the seller is motivated and willing to throw in the moon as an added bonus. Bidding starts with your Soul. Contact NASA for an application. Sign on the dotted line and we will send your Soul card in the mail. Call the toll free line to activate your card and we will send someone right out to collect your soul. No fuss, no muss.

Earth

Hey wait a minute the earth has already been sold to the highest bidder. Check availability.

Souls for Sale where you can have life as a dead person/citizen. Just check our graveyards for reviews from all our happy customers. Souls for Sale will even throw in a tombstone with your name engraved in all CAPITAL letters just like your Driver License/I.D. and Birth Certificate, sow the passers by can admire the view and know you Sold your soul. Plus, it just looks really cool. But you must act today!!! Offer is Limited because space is limited.

Tombstone
Souls for Sale What are you going to do with your soul when this happens?

It’s OK everyone is doing it. You want to be just like everyone else don’t you? Don’t rock the boat. In fact we already own you so what have you got to lose?

What your Soul……? What do you care you aint using it… Call Today and we will throw in an extended care in a convalescent hospital absolutely free!

Sow call Today!!!!!!

The power in Spirit.
Flying on the Wings of Consciousness with Creation under my Wings

Knowledge is Power
Experience is Wisdom

Your Power is Yours

Souls for Sale, Are you selling or buying

Thunderbird

Winky, My alter Ego
Hey, look at ME! I am all soul baby. Can I sell my soul for a body?

Souls for Sale, Selling Prophets for Profits