THE FALL OF MAN

THE FALL OF MAN is not a Downer, its simply a reflection

Spiritual Beings path
Follow the path with Heart It’s up or down depending on one point of view

We all know the story of THE FALL OF MAN. Once one reaches bottom of THE FALL OF MAN the only thing LEFT TO DO is to rise.

THE FALL OF MAN, or the fall, used in Christianity to describe the fall of the first man and woman from a state of innocent obedience to God to a state of guilty disobedience.

Tree of Knowledge, Choices
Oh Adam, It’s good to eat.

Although not named in the Bible, as THE FALL OF MAN, the doctrine of the fall comes from a biblical interpretation of Genesis chapter 3… At first, Adam and Eve lived with God in the Garden of Eden, when the serpent tempted them into eating the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, which God had forbidden. After doing so, they became ashamed of their nakedness and God expelled them from the Garden to prevent them from eating from the Tree of Life and becoming immortal.

Of course some trees are different then others
Of course some trees are different than others

I find this interesting. As it appears mankind was never immortal from the beginning. Nor, did mankind have the knowledge of Good and Evil. Plus, why would GOD put these trees where mankind would be tempted to eat them? That is, if GOD want mankind to remain in their ignorance/nakedness.

My question to GOD is, Has Mankind reach the bottom,,, the end of its fall yet? Has GOD already cast humanity into the bottomless pit to fall for all eternity?

Repent!, he says,,,,,,,, Repent for what? Becoming Conscious of Good and Evil?

Down We Go

Sumerian Tablet
The Tree of Life

Most believe humanity is at the pinnacle of its existence. In essence, to date, man has evolved to its highest degree of knowledge and innerstanding thus far. The technology at present is the highest man has ever achieved. In retrospect, this isn’t the case.

When in fact,,, Man may still be experiencing, THE FALL OF MAN. Plus, and I am being positive here, humanity is not as Spiritual as it once was. When one looks into the past we find Modern Man cannot do the things that Ancient Man could. However, what is the climb down to one man, can be the climb up for another. It’s a matter of perspective.

The creation of Man
We can Transcend our suffering by becoming Spiritual Beings

The story of the Garden of Eden and THE FALL OF MAN represents a tradition among the Abrahamic peoples, with a presentation more or less symbolical of certain moral and religious truths written for the Jewish people. What this has to do with Humanity is questionable, since most of humanity is not Jewish. Therefore this Doowan Questions everything, thus assumes nothing.

THE FALL OF MAN is not to belittle ones belief. It’s simply a reflection of the story given to humanity. One can ask their own questions, and believe what they want to believe.

Truth is, some of these beliefs are over two thousand years old. Isn’t time we take a look at them to SEE if those beliefs still serve us on our Fall down/up from grace.

Genesis 3 New International Version (NIV)

THE FALL OF MAN

3.1.) Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”

2.) The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden,

3.) but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”

4.) “You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to the woman.

5.) “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”
6.) When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it.

7.) Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.
8.) Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden.

9.) But the Lord God called to the man, “Where are you?”
10.) He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.”
11.) And he said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?”
12.) The man said, “The woman you put here with me—she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.”
13.) Then the Lord God said to the woman, “What is this you have done?”
The woman said, “The serpent deceived me, and I ate.”
14.) So the Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this,
“Cursed are you above all livestock
and all wild animals!
You will crawl on your belly
and you will eat dust
all the days of your life.
15.) And I will put enmity
between you and the woman,
and between your offspring and hers;
he will crush your head,
and you will strike his heel.”
16.) To the woman he said,
“I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;
with painful labor you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you.”
17.) To Adam he said, “Because you listened to your wife and ate fruit from the tree about which I commanded you, ‘You must not eat from it,’
“Cursed is the ground because of you;
through painful toil you will eat food from it
all the days of your life.
18.) It will produce thorns and thistles for you,
and you will eat the plants of the field.
19.) By the sweat of your brow
you will eat your food
until you return to the ground,
since from it you were taken;
for dust you are
and to dust you will return.”
20.) Adam[c] named his wife Eve, because she would become the mother of all the living.
21.) The Lord God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife and clothed them.

22.) And the Lord God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.”

23.) So the Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken.

24.) After he drove the man out, he placed on the east side of the Garden of Eden cherubim and a flaming sword flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life.

Spiritual Beings Logic
Ok, jeez old man, why bring him into this?

Wow, who’s the antagonist in this story? The snake? I think not. It becomes necessary to point out some interesting details in this story. Simply to see if the fruit is still working.

Besides the obvious that GOD has legs, and doesn’t like the heat of the day. What was GOD attempting to keep humanity from? The knowledge of Good and Evil, and the Tree of Immortality. Sow, not only were we ignorant, we weren’t immortal either.

GOD DAMN,,,, the punishment seems a little harsh. After all it was only the knowledge of Good and Evil that Adam and Eve ate. Oooops, sow Adam and Eve ate his fruit then realized they were ignorant/naked. Is the knowledge of Good and Evil what GOD considers sin or is it that we ate his fruit, and disobeyed GOD?

Another thing that stands out in this story is that GOD lied to Adam and Eve. 3.) but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”

Sow, lying to your children is OK? Well did they die?  NO!!! Why didn’t GOD take care of the problem right then and there? Because, he loves man and wanted to give man a way back to the garden. Interesting way to show ones love, verses (16 through 19). I think a time out may have done the trick, don’t you?

Ahhh, and what happen to the snake that told the truth. He gets to crawl on his belly and eat dirt. Plus, His head gets crushed. Yikes!!!!

Snake Totem and the tree of Knowledge
Snake a sacred Symbol for Spiritual Beings. Be careful it doesn’t have the same meaning NOW.

In Gnosticism, the G is silent. The snake is thanked for bringing knowledge to Adam and Eve, and thereby freeing them from the Demiurge’s control. The Demiurge banished Adam and Eve, because man was now a threat. A threat to whom,,,, GOD? Really?

  1. Demiurge, a being responsible for the creation of the universe, in particular.
    (in Platonic philosophy) the Maker or Creator of the world.
    (in Gnosticism and other theological systems) a heavenly being, subordinate to the Supreme Being, considered to be the controller of the material world and antagonistic to all that is purely spiritual.

In Philip Pullman’s, His Dark Materials series (1995, 1997, 2000), THE FALL OF MAN is presented in a positive light, as it is the moment at which human beings achieve self-awareness, knowledge, and freedom. Pullman believes that it is not worth being innocent if the price is ignorance and slavery. Of course, there are those who would disagree!

Product Baby Legal Fiction
No way!!! We aren’t slaves to the system.

On The Way Down

According to archaeological studies, in the past man was at a much higher degree of consciousness with a much higher Technology (“science of craft”), as seen in ancient sites around the earth. Just look at the wonders they created with bronze tools….. LOL

ancient-sacsayhuaman-incan-ruins-outside-of-cusco-peru-stock-photo
Funny… this rock is harder than bronze.

Or how about this one…

abu_simbel_1
Damn, they were really good with those hammers and chisels.

Why some think it was aliens, and not ancient man, is beyond me. Ha, Ha, Ha!  In Truth the evidence points to THE FALL OF MAN. Mans fall from what man once was, to what man is NOW.

681x454
Yep, man just falls lower and lower

What/Who caused THE FALL OF MAN is a mystery story. Who’s the author of your story? No doubt humanity has Fallen. What we do when we hit bottom makes the difference.

Mineral Mud Bath
Would that be Mud Bath or Blood Bath?
I guess, both would work. The question remains, Which do you prefer?

In that time, THE FALL OF MAN may have meant… Mankind was in the Autumn/Fall of its great year, thus mankind may still have its Winter, Spring, and Summer ahead resulting from the Persecution of the Equinox.

As with the cycle of seasons each having their turn. Therefore Humanity has its cycles. Since the Spring Equinox in March is the real start of the NEW YEAR, we have the spring and summer of this year to look forward too.

Some of Humanity live by a different calendar plastered on the walls of heaven. No matter which calendar you choose, it’s Time to lick our wounds, dust our selves off, and rise towards our Destiny.

The Recapitulation is a Powerful Tool
We are all connected to The Source. The Recapitulation helps clean the connecting link with Intent

Two thousand one hundred and fifty years later, THE WINTER OF MAN is over. We where knock down and knock out. However, HUMANITY IS ON IT’S KNEES, and the referee is still counting. Seven, Eight, Nine….

Ding!!!!, was that the bell, end of the round? Let’s call this fight off, you win GOD, my ears are ringing and I AM a little dizzy from THE FALL OF MAN.

Trees talk. Learn to listen
Hey wait. I didn’t tell you a secret about my Plums Yet! Shit, they left. Now who will cut the lawn?

The Spring of Humanity is just around the Corner according to the Zodiac. Or maybe your still FALLing.

The power in Spirit.
Flying on the Wings of Consciousness with Creation under my Wings

Knowledge is Power
Experience is Wisdom
Your Power is Yours

After The Fall of Man we rise

Thunderbird

Winky, My alter Ego
What goes up must come down & vise versa. See ya on the rebound.

The Fall of Man is not a problem when one has wings.

 

 

QUANTUM LANGUAGE

Say what you mean, thus mean what you say!

Lizard tongue
Speaking with forked tongue? With Quantum Language one can say what they mean and mean what they say

For a while NOW, I have hinted about a New Quantum Language. Although it’s not really new, it maybe new for some. For eighty five hundred years Humanity has babbled, through no fault of their own. Quantum Language can NOW change this confusing fact.

Genesis 11:7 (BBE) “Come, let us go down and take away the sense of their language, so that they will not be able to make themselves clear to one another”.

Since the Tower of Babel man has spoken, yet not comprehended the sounds he has spoken. Our Language is not what we think we say, because the Lord confused the language of the whole world. How??? One might ask…

Did the Lord add all these other Languages? In Truth,,, it’s not the other languages. Before the Tower of Babel man spoke one Language which can be traced back through Linguistics to its root Language. Sow really, all language comes from this root Language.

As we move into the New Age, we must begin to speak a new Quantum Language. One everyone will comprehend. Although learning a new language seems difficult, it’s not. Really, it just speaking and writing the way language was meant to be spoken and written, with correct sentence structure in NOW time.

Since Quantum Language is really math. One can compare it with an algebraic expression.

X = (Y+OU)

The Shadow of Who I Am Not
Here I sit broken Hearted, came to think, and only farted.

QUANTUM LANGUAGE is Correct Language structure, as it is based on sentence fact. There is no ambiguity with anything Quantum, it is purely Mathematical. Have you ever thought of Language being Mathematical? Since Language is really math, Quantum Language has a math interface as well.

What’s important here/hear is not which language is spoken, but how the language structure is spoken. What makes up a Quantum sentence? Let’s for the moment leave out Quantum and ask… What makes up a proper sentence in any language?

THE EIGHT PARTS OF SPEECH An English Grammar Lesson from the College of your choice.

There are eight parts of speech in the English language: noun, pronoun, verb, adjective, adverb, preposition, conjunction, and interjection. The part of speech indicates how the word functions in meaning as well as grammatically within the sentence. An individual word can function as more than one part of speech when used in different circumstances. Understanding parts of speech is essential for determining the correct definition of a word when using the dictionary.

1. NOUN: A noun is a person, place, thing, or idea.
A noun is a word for a person, place, thing, or idea. Nouns are often used with an article (the, a, an), but not always. Proper nouns always start with a capital letter; common nouns do not. Nouns can be singular or plural, concrete or abstract. Nouns show possession by adding ‘s. Nouns can function with different roles within a sentence; for example, a noun can be a subject, direct object, indirect object, subject complement, or object of a preposition.

Example: The young girl brought me a very long letter from the teacher, and then she quickly disappeared. Oh my!
Is this a correct sentence structure?

2. PRONOUN: A pronoun is a word used in place of a noun.
She… we… they… it… you…
A pronoun is a word used in place of a noun. A pronoun is usually substituted for a specific noun, which is called its antecedent. In the sentence above, the antecedent for the pronoun she is the girl. Pronouns are further defined by type: personal pronouns refer to specific persons or things; possessive pronouns indicate ownership; reflexive pronouns are used to emphasize another noun or pronoun; relative pronouns introduce a subordinate clause; and demonstrative pronouns identify, point to, or refer to nouns.

3. VERB: A verb expresses action or being.
jump… is… write… become
The verb in a sentence expresses action, or being. There is a main verb and sometimes one or more helping verbs. (“She can sing.” Sing is the main verb; can is the helping verb.) A verb must agree with its subject in number (both are singular or both are plural). Verbs also take different forms to express tense.

4. ADJECTIVE: An adjective modifies or describes a noun or pronoun.
pretty… old… blue… smart
An adjective is a word used to modify or describe a noun or a pronoun. It usually answers the question of which one, what kind, or how many. (Articles [a, an, the] are usually classified as adjectives.)

5. ADVERB: An adverb modifies or describes a verb, an adjective, or another adverb.
gently… extremely… carefully… well
An adverb describes or modifies a verb, an adjective, or another adverb, but never a noun. It usually answers the questions of when, where, how, why, under what conditions, or to what degree. Adverbs often end in -ly.

6. PREPOSITION: A preposition is a word placed before a noun or pronoun to form a phrase modifying another word in the sentence.
by… with…. about… until… for
Example: (by the tree, with our friends, about the book, until tomorrow, for NOW)
A preposition is a word placed before a noun or pronoun to form a phrase modifying another word in the sentence. Therefore a preposition is always part of a prepositional phrase. The prepositional phrase almost always functions as an adjective or as an adverb.

7. CONJUNCTION: A conjunction joins words, phrases, or clauses.
and… but… or… while… because
A conjunction joins words, phrases, or clauses, and indicates the relationship between the elements joined. Coordinating conjunctions connect grammatically equal elements: and, but, or, nor, for, so, yet. Subordinating conjunctions connect clauses that are not equal: because, although, while, since, etc. There are other types of conjunctions as well.

8. INTERJECTION: An interjection is a word used to express emotion.
Oh!… Wow!… Oops!… Presto!
An interjection is a word used to express emotion. It is often followed by an exclamation point.

Missing the Point
Yep!

Whew! I AM glad that’s over. In Quantum Language the only true verb is THINKING. For all other actions require thought first…..

Quantum NOW Time

To answer the question above, What makes up a proper sentence in any language?

The answer is,… Parse, Syntax, Grammar.

Parse:

Definition of Parse: verb
1 : to resolve (as a sentence) into component parts of speech and describe them grammatically, to examine in a minute way : analyze critically.

intransitive verb

1 : to give a grammatical description of a word or a group of words. To admit of being parsed.

OK,… I admit to being parsed. If “parse” brings up images of second grade elementary school, learning the parts of speech, you’ve done your homework regarding this word. “Parse” comes from the first element of the Latin term for “part of speech” – “pars orationis.” It’s an old word that has been used since the 16th century, however it did not graduate to its extended, non-grammar-related sense until the late 18th century.

Remember this extended sense, and you’re all ready at the head of the class in Quantum Language.

Syntax

noun: syn·tax \ˈsin-ˌtaks\ < Did you notice the last spelling? Just add the L>

Definition of Syntax
1 a : the way in which linguistic elements, (as words), are put together to form constituents, (as phrases or clauses), and the parts of grammar dealing with the formal properties of languages or calculi.

Everything about Quantum Language is different, not only the words themselves, and the way they are formed, it’s the syntax, and grammar used. Above all the state of mind that brings them into being.

Grammar

noun: gram·mar \ˈgra-mər\

Definition of Grammar
1 a : the study of the classes of words, their inflections, and their functions, and relations in the sentence, a system of rules that defines the grammatical structure of a language.

Oh!!!!, don’t forget about punctuation marks, such as period, comma, and parentheses, colon, and semi-colon used in writing to separate sentences, and their elements to clarify meaning.

English grammar can be hard to master, however not impossible. Since most of us speak in babble. Quantum Language might be difficult at first to comprehend. Therefore comprehending the three principles above will make the difference. For using correct parse, syntax, grammar one can change their language babble into Quantum Language.

NOTE: This post Quantum Language is written in common speak as one new to Quantum Language may not comprehend Quantum Language sentences.

The Recapitulation and you
Mirror, Mirror on the wall what’s the reason for this all?

Quantum Language

Here, give it a try…..

(KEY): CORRECT-SENTENCE-STRUCTURE-COMMUNICATION-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR, (c.s.s.c.p.s.g)

FOR THE COMMUNICATION-OPERATIONS OF THESE TEACHINGS ARE WITH THESE FREEDOM-CLAIMS BY YOUR LEARNING-CURVE.

FOR THE NEGATIVE-REMARKS “FROM PEOPLE” “WHO BROKE” “THE FICTIONAL-LAWS” AND “USE A FICTIONAL-FRUIT-SALID-MIX WITH THE C.-S.-S.-C.-S.-G. AND ADVERB-VERB” ARE WITH THE LACK OF THE C.-S.-S.-C.-P.-S.-G.-KNOWLEDGE AND WITH THE GUESSING OF A FICTIONAL-GUISE.

KNOWLEDGE OF THESE CORRECT-SENTENCE-STRUCTURES-COMMUNICATION-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR=(C.-S.-S.-C.-P.-S.-G.) IS WITH THE CLAIMS BY THE QUANTUM-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR-NOW-TIME-WRITTEN-COMMUNICATION-FACTS WITH THE DOCUMENT-CONTRACT-DUTY-FEDERAL-JUDGE-AUTHORITY: TITLE~42: D.-C.-C.-S.-~1986 WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE FRAUDULENT-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR-MODIFICATIONS AND WITH THE CONTRACTING-AUTHORITY OF THE STOPPING AND: CORRECTING OF THE FALSE AND MISLEADING-STATEMENTS, FICTIONAL-LANGUAGE, WITH AN AUTOGRAPH-CONFESSION OF THE PERSONAL-WRONG-VOLITION WITH THE QUANTUM-GRAMMAR-OPERATIONAL-CERTIFICATION-FRONTWARDS AND BACKWARDS WITH THE CERTIFICATION OF THE KNOWLEDGE AND WITH THE VOLITION OF THE CONSPIRACY WITH THE GRAMMAR-FRAUD. FOR THE LYING-TOGETHER OR WITH THE LAYING-TOGETHER.

FOR THESE NUMBERING-SYSTEMS OF THE WORD-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR ARE WITH THE CLAIM OF THESE SHORTHAND-COMMUNICATIONS-SYNTAX WITH THE SPACE-SAVING &: READING IN THE MATH-CODES @300-WORDS-PER-SECOND.

With the Quantum Language math interface below a Quantified Legal sentence might read something like this, 1,2,1,2,3,1,2,1,2, Adverb, Verb, Adverb, Verb, Adjective, Adverb, Verb, Adverb, Verb. Much like a dance. However, it’s fast reading, because in reality it says nothing at all. Thus in Quantum Language one need only start SEEing patterns to know it’s Babel.

The Tower of Babel
We must have pissed somebody off. Now all we do is Babel

Quantum Language Math Interface

~1 = ADVERB =modification= no-contract=FICTION

~2 = VERB =action-thinking = IS=SINGULAR, ARE=PLURAL “WHEN THE FACT IS MODIFIED INTO THE VERB-FRAUD=CRIMINAL-VOLITION=CRIME, GERUND-NOUN=NO-NO.

~3 = ADJECTIVE = MODIFIER=FRAUD-no-contract =:coloring of the fact.

~4 = PRONOUN =pro=no, no=no, un=no, NO-FACT. FOR A FACT THAT STANDS ALONE IS WITH THIS CLAIM OF THE NO-CONTRACT-FACT=pronoun.

~5 = POSITION =ABC-SPELLING, TERMS, MEANING, rules, PERFORMANCE-METHODS, POSITION-LODIAL-FACT=PHRASE=1/900-CORRECT-TERMS

~6 = LODIAL = OWNERSHIP, LO=LOCATION, DI=ORIGINAL, AL=CONTRACT CORRECTION = LODIAL = OWNERSHIP FROM THE BEGINNING, ORIGINAL-VENUE.

~7 =FACT [NOUN]= no-no, WITH A LINE OVER THE “OWN”=LODIAL

~8 = PAST-TIME-TENSE = FICTION-TIME

~9 = FUTURE-TIME-TENSE = FICTION-TIME

~0 = CONJUNCTION = AND=COMMAND, DUTY, OR=OPTION, CHOICE, EITHER

NEGATIVE-CONTRACT= 0X0=0, 0/0=0, FOR THE VOID, NEGATIVE, NO, NOT, WITHOUT, FRAUD, FICTION, LYING, PERJURY/ GUESSING, PRESUMPTION, ASSUMPTION, OPINION, OR: COLORING OF THE CLAIM-CONTRACT.

So their blood is Blue. Who cares?
So their blood is Blue. Who cares?

SEE?….. Not quite the language we have been taught to speak and write. Could it be we are taught to babble for a reason? For a negative fact is impossible to prove.

Reading a document in Quantum Language can give one a headache. However, through the math interface the sentences above have the same meaning forward and backward, thus, Quantum Language with CORRECT-SENTENCE-STRUCTURE-COMMUNICATION-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR, (c.s.s.c.p.s.g), can eliminate many misunderstandings common speak creates. After all it’s math!!! However, one can always choose to Dance to their Music.

Quantum Language the language of the future? To move into the future in NOW time, Quantum Language is a must. Since the Tonal of Humanity babbles with adverb, verbs in the past or future tense, the Illusion is easy to maintain in the fiction.

Quantum Language can change this, in truth, it’s only correct parse, syntax, grammar that the Lord confused. Now why would the Lord do that? Thus, thinking becomes a verb that creates action.

Mans Consciousness
Am I fact, or AM I fiction?

Be Careful…. Quantum Language can change ones thinking. Which might be a good thing!!!

Where it could be just a matter of ones noun being changed into a pronoun. Which is a NO, NO, NO, thus changing the fact into fiction,,, which is Fraud. Now why would the Lord do that?

With this knowledge one NOW has a claim. What one claims is up to their learning curve.

Note: For learning Quantum Language… SEE…. David-Wynn: Miller video.

It might start one thinking/living in NOW time. Where silence is Golden! What to Dance? 5,6,7

Spirit and Playing with Reality
Flying on the Wings of Consciousness. With Creation under our Wings. NOW, that’s Freedom!

Knowledge is Power
Experience is Wisdom
Your Power is Yours

Quantum Language, Says what you mean!

Thunderbird

Winky, My alter Ego
Hey, I Am here to end the sentence, and dot your eyes.

With Quantum Language, Dance out of fiction, and into reality.

SOULS FOR SALE

Souls for Sale wrote the Book on Religions

Spiritual Religions
In the name of Religions we suffer from the lack of Knowledge

See listing on Souls for Sale Channel # 666 on your TV dial.

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Souls for Sale

Hey it's not like we haven't told you
Hey it’s not like we haven’t told you

Running out of cash to fuel your lavish lifestyle? Then this is the package for you! Souls for Sale can get you the cash you need today! You can pick up your cash as soon as you sign on the dotted line and we put those digital numbers into that digital bank account.

Note: Read carefully before signing any contract as full disclosure will not be given. However, with your second grade reading level it might be difficult to read a legal document, sow just take my word for it that everything is legal, or contact your attorney and take their word.

All sales are final.

What the sperm banks not paying what they once did? No spare organs left to donate to gay homeless people? Not yet desperate enough to get a job? Of course to get that job you have to sell your soul to our dead entity called The Souls for Sale Corporation. As an added bonus you must pay taxes on the capital gains your labor has provided, just sign and mail IRS form # 999 with your signed check and we won’t extort your family, throw them out on the street, and take everything you think you own.

Truth is, the soul reaping industry has traditionally placed a high value on customer service and satisfaction along with attention to detail. However these days that isn’t the case. Young humans were once put through years of training before being allowed to dedicate decades of their UnLife to the corruption of a single man.

Don't look down on me. I need the money
How do you like my new hat?

Now a days, the young Humans/Demons are working to pay off their Demon loans for their higher eight grade Education. That’s OK we have a solution for those Demon loans… Sell your Soul to Souls for Sale Inc., and we will pay off those student loans for you. After all we gave them to you and it didn’t cost us a thing.

At Souls for Sale our customers should expect to receive a lifetime of small incentives to commit evil deeds, or go along with the status quo to compensate for the loss of their soul, while the deity in charge of them could expect to receive the highest quality of Demon souls for his/her efforts.

In GOD We Trust. Yep, That's Me
I am here to Help. Why is it my fault?

After all Capitalism makes the world go round…. Right?

Souls for Sale in the Future

However, with the development of advanced technologically soul harvesting equipment and continuous war has changed the face of the industry. B-1 Bombers and Weapons of Mass Destruction has triggered a movement towards mass production and lower quality. While this has led to higher yields and wider availability of souls from innocent working class backgrounds, old people complained that this large-scale approach is taking the soul out of the industry, resulting in the loss of a focal point for demonic community Unlife.

This is probably because those old people have nothing better to do. Fuck those old people they had their fun!

Sorry, I used this Picture again It just cracks me up. Whom ever did this, my hat is off to you. Have a place in my Heart.
Yep, and that’s just what we did….

In the past, it has been known that people who have sold their soul to Souls for Sale have regretted their act of charity and decided that the temporary benefit earned is probably not worth an eternity of unimaginable regret. Don’t feel bad, we have all at some point sold our soul to get what we thought we needed at the time. Don’t worry be happy is Souls for Sales motto!

At Souls for Sale we want to do the right thing sow we have an escape clause built in to the contract. Just read that really small almost microscopic text. Oh that’s right you can’t read. Don’t worry trust me!

The question is? Do you what your soul back? I mean really… what has it done for you! How has your soul served you thus far? Have you done anything of value with your soul?

Zombies Texting
Zombies in the Real World. What a life. Talk about life in a box.

At Souls for Sale it may cost you more than what you sold it for. There’s interest to pay. However you will own your soul again. Just sell your children’s soul to us at birth. It’s really every simple. We take care of all the paper work for you.

With Souls for Sale it is not impossible for the customer in this situation to buy back their souls, although it is very difficult since the only thing most humans possess of any value to a supreme evil deity is their soul. The human therefore needs to get back their soul first, which they can only do by selling their children’s soul. Which they no longer have.

Product Baby Legal Fiction
They presume they own me. OOOOPs they do

What a paradox? At Souls for Sale we have thought of everything sow you don’t have too! Think that is…

A more popular and politically correct way of retrieving one’s soul is by the sacrifice of the numerous….. not-all-that-bad-really, the Earth is over populated anyway. The evil entity once demanded innocents, (you know, virgins and babies), but found this to be a rather unrealistic expectation among humans. They found the word sacrifice to be rather distasteful after that Dam-ASS-Kiss Christ.

My Brother in Heart
Sorry !!!!!!!

Sow Souls for Sale reinvented the wheel and made it a cube. Thus offering the new and improved version, or the most popular way to achieve this sacrifice, (without being considered a twisted homicidal freak thus imprisoned or killed), appears to be to start a war with an innocent third world country. Only then are you considered a righteous fighter for peace and freedom saving the world through war twisted homicidal maniac and re-elected.

Be sure to Vote!

The only known example of the first method being worked successfully (selling your soul for profit) was carried out by a Lord Voldemort, who is believed to have sold his soul to the devil on numerous occasions and then bought it back with a smaller part of the same soul. However, he will soon be hunted down and nailed to a tree by his feet, before being disembowel and having his limbs removed one by one with a wooden spoon. This will be excruciating. Which just goes to show that not paying your bills and messing with the devil does Always End In Tears.

Crying Eyes
The Thought of Humanity at present makes ME cry.

Hence Souls for Sale offers a payment plan to meet any budget. No money, no problem. No credit, no problem. No life, no problem. No woman, no problem. Souls for Sale will buy your soul and take care of all your problems. No Soul, we have a problem.

In fact, the easiest way of retrieving your soul, unbeknownst to many despite the popular high class drama in which this is well documented, is the sale of one hundred and one dalmatian puppies. Another way is being kissed by a prince. Oh wait he’s dead, Nevermind!

Ironically, anyone who is successful in buying back their soul from Souls for Sale is almost certain to go to hell for depriving said devil of his tremendous joy. You don’t want to do that do you?…… So basically, you’re damned whether you do or you don’t. Did we mention the paradox?

Mineral Mud Bath
Would that be Mud Bath or Blood Bath?
I guess, both would work. The question remains, Which do you prefer?

Sow why not sell your soul through Souls for Sale and make your brief time on earth that much better for you and your family. You only get one go around. Might as well make the best of it and get what you got coming. After all you deserve everything you get!!!!!!!!

Remember: Tiredness Kills, sow take a break, have a Snickers chunky on us! Enjoy life!

Turtle Wisdom knows the Truth
Get off my back, to many Snicker chunkies

While we are at it shall we auction the Earth off to the highest bidder at the same time? Seems she is old and tired. She just doesn’t have enough gold, oil, or diamonds for everyone. Plus all those bugs, plants, and animals that need care. Not to mention the billions of people. Her waters bad. The oceans are polluted, the land has been clear cut, and the air is barely breathable. However the seller is motivated and willing to throw in the moon as an added bonus. Bidding starts with your Soul. Contact NASA for an application. Sign on the dotted line and we will send your Soul card in the mail. Call the toll free line to activate your card and we will send someone right out to collect your soul. No fuss, no muss.

Earth

Hey wait a minute the earth has already been sold to the highest bidder. Check availability.

Souls for Sale where you can have life as a dead person/citizen. Just check our graveyards for reviews from all our happy customers. Souls for Sale will even throw in a tombstone with your name engraved in all CAPITAL letters just like your Driver License/I.D. and Birth Certificate, sow the passers by can admire the view and know you Sold your soul. Plus, it just looks really cool. But you must act today!!! Offer is Limited because space is limited.

Tombstone
Souls for Sale What are you going to do with your soul when this happens?

It’s OK everyone is doing it. You want to be just like everyone else don’t you? Don’t rock the boat. In fact we already own you so what have you got to lose?

What your Soul……? What do you care you aint using it… Call Today and we will throw in an extended care in a convalescent hospital absolutely free!

Sow call Today!!!!!!

The power in Spirit.
Flying on the Wings of Consciousness with Creation under my Wings

Knowledge is Power
Experience is Wisdom

Your Power is Yours

Souls for Sale, Are you selling or buying

Thunderbird

Winky, My alter Ego
Hey, look at ME! I am all soul baby. Can I sell my soul for a body?

Souls for Sale, Selling Prophets for Profits